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Urgh.

Actual life update later, but something to give you a bit of a laugh while I bury myself in astronomy studying before rehearsals.

THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant, but fell short in producing a demonstration argument. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

Considering then the postulate presented to me by Teresa K. during my Freshman year: that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that over two years later, I still have not succeeded in having relations with her; then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

(The student received the only "A" given.)

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tigerlilly2063
Nov. 18th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
*gigglesnort* Great answer!
I'd love to know the professor's first reaction when he read this.
ibneko
Nov. 18th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
Hehe, old, but quite amusing.

Can't seem to find that other essay response for something that was equally as good; it was a single word response to a difficult question prompt that scored the only A in the class. So in leu of that, you get this link
melayneseahawk
Nov. 18th, 2007 05:44 pm (UTC)
Yeah, an oldie but goodie.

And yours? :D:D:D
lannamichaels
Nov. 18th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
Perhaps the "What chair?" response to "prove the chair isn't here" in a philosophy exam?
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