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Oh, Spam Mail

Was looking for something else that might have been lost in the spam, and I found these gems:

Put your sword in her scabbard.

Put your doughnut in her oven.


Yeah, first one was funny, but the second made me go "O.o?"

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fiareynne
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
That brings to mind a man who is quite gifted, in girth, and not so, in length. And has some kind of enlarged urethra.
melayneseahawk
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
Yeah, that was totally my thought. Still, WTF?
fiareynne
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
If I ever get laid again, I'm totally going to cry out, "Put your doughnut in my oven!"
melayneseahawk
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
That's a good way to keep from getting laid again. :P
fiareynne
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:15 am (UTC)
Nah -- if a person is about to sleep with me, they will have passed a sense of humor test first.

Aren't doughnuts fried, incidentally?
melayneseahawk
Jan. 29th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
Mm, that's true.

Aren't doughnuts fried, incidentally?

Yes, yes they are. I don't even want to know what that could be a euphemism for.
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