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New Levels of Ridiculousness

I have reached them.

I've been busy and/or out of the house most of the last week and a half, either working or finishing up the Monologues stuff (I just have to hand it all off and I'm free!), and my darling family hasn't bothered to do any laundry when I haven't been here to do it for them. I swear, when I finally do move out again, they'll just stop eating.

Anyway, so I'm doing laundry today, but I've discovered that I have no clean work jeans, only laundry-day panties left, and no bras. Six months ago I could have just worn one of those tank tops that has the shelf built in, but since I started the birth control, I...fall out of the ones that I currently own. I'm not even exaggerating at all; I put on one to wear to work a few days ago, decided it was a little too low in the front, and then fell out the bottom when I pulled it up.

I think I'm going to have to wear something corset-ish to D&D tonight. I don't even know.

(I have one that's slim enough that I can wear it under a t-shirt, but that's still ridiculous.)

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paper_tzipporah
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
I went up a cup size when I went on the pill, and although I am now off birth control and getting more exercise than ever before in my adult life, my boobs remain stubbornly ginormous. And impossible to find pretty, affordable bras for. Fuck you, limited selection of pretty, affordable DD bras!
melayneseahawk
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
Yeah, my new size is one that companies only carry online. :(
paper_tzipporah
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC)
Figleaves.com saved my life after I went on the pill. Seriously. I would have died from back strain without them, or something.

...do you have MULTIPLE CORSET ICONS? OMG, AWESOME.

I wish I could afford a new corset, too, actually. I'm crazy into fiberglass boning right now.
melayneseahawk
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes I do. :D

The problem is that I wear a 32-D now, which is a bizarro size even by bizarro size standards. I have bras that fit (now), they're just damp and hanging on the line. And the more I think about it, I'm going to have to wear one of the boned, Renfaire jobbies, since the rest are either not real corsets and still need a bra, or I can't get into them by myself. And the Rennfaire corsets all dip down at the waist, so they would be visible under a t-shirt.

I think I'm going to be stuck wearing a normal t-shirt with the corset over it, which will give me boob and lower back coverage.
paper_tzipporah
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
*looks shifty*

Pics or it didn't happen?
melayneseahawk
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
Just did. :P Will post when I get home.
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