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note to slashfic writers:

"hits his button" is one of the least sexy euphemisms for the prostate I have ever read. I'm not supposed to be laughing at your sex scene.

The human body is not an arcade game.

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muck_a_luck
Jun. 22nd, 2010 06:46 pm (UTC)
:D Now I have the urge to put this phrase into my next story. *snickers*
melayneseahawk
Jun. 22nd, 2010 06:47 pm (UTC)
I hate you, you know that?
muck_a_luck
Jun. 22nd, 2010 06:48 pm (UTC)
No, you love me!
theemdash
Jun. 22nd, 2010 07:59 pm (UTC)
Do eet.
theemdash
Jun. 22nd, 2010 08:00 pm (UTC)
...

Every joke coming to my mind is so, so wrong I can't even say them.
sidlj
Jun. 22nd, 2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cute as a button", doesn't it?
melayneseahawk
Jun. 22nd, 2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
You, ma'am, are going to hell.
sidlj
Jun. 23rd, 2010 12:44 am (UTC)
See you there!
starkravingsane
Jun. 23rd, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
Um, were you reading that weird Mac/PC slash fiction again? Because that seems to be the only explanation here...
melayneseahawk
Jun. 23rd, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)
That would make too much sense.

No, this was Kirk/Spock fic, and it made me laugh way too hard.
allandaros
Jun. 23rd, 2010 05:41 am (UTC)
You...

You mean nipples don't function as a steering wheel and throttle combo?

Huh. Guess I know what I have been doing wrong.
prionz_rok
Jun. 23rd, 2010 02:01 pm (UTC)
*applause*
allandaros
Jun. 23rd, 2010 02:57 pm (UTC)
I thought it was all Etch-a-Sketch-y, y'know? One for the X-axis, the other for the Y-axis. It made sense!
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melayneseahawk
Jun. 24th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
Re: the basic erogenous zones. yes chandler, all 7. ;)
LOL
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