AN ENIGMA GAVE A PARADOX A VERY SPECIAL HUG (melayneseahawk) wrote,
AN ENIGMA GAVE A PARADOX A VERY SPECIAL HUG
melayneseahawk
  • Mood: in pain
  • Music: "Can't Buy Me Love" - Michael Buble

Oh, College.

So, on my way to the incon to get chocolate, Nair, Ramen, and other such essentials, I passed this field that had been turned into mud by the recent snow melt. Three girls were playing football in said field, wearing tank tops, jeans, and a thick layer of mud. As you can imagine, more than one guy stopped short to watch them.

Any idea what dropped male IQ points would be worth? And should I vendor them or put them up on auction?

And then when I got to the incon (the north campus inconvenience store), I looked around for 15 minutes, unable to find Nair or Advil. They've got two dozen kinds of condoms, but no Advil? Shit.

(It turns out that Advil is a controlled substance, so you have to buy it in little, overpriced bottles at the counter, but still. And no Nair to be seen, so CVS on Friday.)

Ah, college, how you amuse me.

This is also a GIP; I finally got around to putting up a bunch of college-centric icons. Woot woot.
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