Take that, Coach Farner, Mr. "A Penis is Only Supposed to Go One Place". I was so tempted at the time to inquire about his views on oral. :D
(Took you bloody long enough, though...)
And then I wrote fanfic! This is the first time I've written in two years, and the first thing I've finished in two and a half. Go me! Title:…
980 words in one sitting. WOOOOOOOOOO (And since it seemed to be universally most popular, I'm working on alien matchmakers. :D)
At this point, I have quite literally not written a word of fiction (fannish or original) in years. I want to get back to that creative outlet, so I…