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A Survey of Stupid

aka My Morning in Brief

~ the trio next to me in astronomy who spent the entire 50 minutes talking, and did not deign to even pretend to take notes. Would. Not. Shut. Up. even after I told them to keep it down. Eh, malevolent looks do a body good, right?

~ the chick who had to look stylist to go to class, at at 10a was already limping in her stiletto-heeled boots. Honey, if you can't walk in the shoes, you shouldn't be wearing them. That's why I only wear the heeled not-All-Stars when I'm going to be spending most of my time sitting.

~ all the girls who couldn't be bothered to check a weather report this morning, and then stand there in their tank tops and shorts and teeny skirts bitching about how cold it is. Weather.com is just a click away, ladies.

That was your morning dose of snark. Now back to your regularly-scheduled bitching.



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Sep. 17th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
I wish I could offer you some kind of energy beam weapon at this time.
Sep. 17th, 2007 02:29 pm (UTC)
Eh, it would just make them warm, and we can't have that. But someday I will learn to kill a man with just my eyes, and then I'll be very happy (and there will be many less idiots in this world).
Sep. 17th, 2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
Husband keeps whining that we do not have a laser cannon mounted on the roof of the car.
Sep. 17th, 2007 02:36 pm (UTC)
*sigh* Too bad. Would be a fun way to get rid of bad drivers.

Ugh, give me a prompt. I want to write but my muse is AWOL. (Granted, I've been working on original fic the last few days, but I want to write Stargate and now the muse disappears.)
Sep. 17th, 2007 02:44 pm (UTC)
Jack has to go do some continuing officer education at the academy. The guys next to him are idiots.

Alternatively, Daniel has been invited to lecture at Alien University of Really Advanced Archaeology. Jack comes along as military advisor. Optional idiot alien students. Optional weird aliens with flower heads.

Pre-slash? Established relationship? You choose. I think pre-slash.

Was that helpful?
Sep. 17th, 2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
Flower heads? Where did that come from?

Dude, I should write the bitchy TA fic! That would make me happy. *plots to write in medieval history, since the lecture's a joke anyway*
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