So, I walk up to this guy who's got to be like 6'6" or so, grey hair and lined face, who's wearing a double-breasted lavendar suit decorated with purple question marks, purple-framed reading glasses, and lavendar Converse high-tops and ask him: "Why?"
His answer? "If no one will amuse me, I have to amuse myself. And it's getting kind of late anyway."
Feel free to analyze as you see fit. Damn, I want to write him up for TOK (though I still like my version better).