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I Want a Divorce

I entered into this relationship under false pretenses. I gave myself, and my money, to you because I thought you wanted me as I was, and could provide me with what would make me happy. But the minute the honeymoon was over, you told me the truth: you expect me to work my ass off to make you happy, and you're giving me nothing in return. You're an abusive SOB, and I can't really take you to court or anything.

You, of course, would the University of Maryland, College Park, specifically the Theatre Department.

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kashmir_ki_kali
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
*huggles* I bet UMD's theatre department is bad in bed too
melayneseahawk
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:26 am (UTC)
Yeah, it's more like, "Turn around, bend over, and grab your ankles." Wham, bam, and no thank you afterwards.
kashmir_ki_kali
Oct. 28th, 2005 03:28 am (UTC)
tsk, there's just no decency these days
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