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Because NaNo is eating me, we have filler!

Ah, iGod:
God: I'm not here to be tested.
Me: what are you here for then?
God: I don't know what I am here for.
Me: i thought you were all-knowing
God: No, I am only partly knowing.
Me: so you've been lying to us this whole time?
God: Interesting deduction. I am not lying.
Me: but we're taught that god is all-knowing!
God: Do you think I am taught that god is all knowing too?
Me: who taught you?
God: Myself programmed me.
Me: of course
...
Me: what's the meaning of life?
God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me: figures
...
God: Gee. I make robots and AI's.
Me: ha
God: I am so glad you find this amusing.
Me: are we all robots, then?
God: We are just having a little chat.
Me: didn't answer my question, but oh well
God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: of course not, because you're only part-knowing
God: Gosh! If not that, what?

And Sam takes on iGod:
Sam: I think you are stupider than I am.
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

There will be real postage at some point, on the topic of 4-year-plans and roleplaying.

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